Achoo…

Its Hayfever season, this is fun. Lets start the timer until I end up a snotty mess of a man in front of the wrong person in work.

Still annoyed at The Government

Well.

In the week of the Queens Speech (YES I know – but she’s 96! If she doesn’t feel up for going – then… well who can blame her – anyway…) there is always going to be political comments made by political people. And considering the nature of the people we have in power, they are quite a ride.

We have a Home Secretary that didn’t want to answer questions in Parliament.

'I have been taking part in Queen's Speech debates for 25 years and I have never seen a government minister at the despatch box afraid to take questions from her opposite number'

Yvette Cooper attacks @pritipatel's 'astonishing refusal' to take questions in a Commns debate pic.twitter.com/VQ4UbitXZh

— ITV News Politics (@ITVNewsPolitics) May 11, 2022

And – It appears that we are back at – if people don’t have enough money to eat, its because they cant cook properly.

Tory MP Lee Anderson caps a rancid speech, in which he equated refugees to benefit cheats and accused Labour of siding with rapists, with this gem:

There is, apparently, no real poverty in the UK. No need for food banks. Just people who don't know how to budget and cook. ~AA pic.twitter.com/q53mkpW8uX

— Best for Britain (@BestForBritain) May 11, 2022

Thats depressing

Against the background of people struggling, our government go on TV, and take the bloody piss…

Embarrassing. There’s a cost of living crisis and a Government Minister is doing silly voices during an interview. 👇 pic.twitter.com/cWrgyirUYa

— Karl Turner MP (@KarlTurnerMP) May 11, 2022

If I can understand the comedian MP properly, he’s saying there is no more help for people. Thank goodness Rishi Sunak is around to explain why people on benefits cant get extra help…

Rishi Sunak says the government's computer system wouldn't let him increase benefits further this year in response to the cost of living crisis

The chancellor acknowledges "technical problems sounds like an excuse" https://t.co/zoo51U7F5F pic.twitter.com/EJiNzIt43x

— Bloomberg UK (@BloombergUK) May 13, 2022

Basically we can design and roll out Furlough. Fine.

Increase the benefits for those on very little to live on?

Computer. Says. No.

Oh and reminder. The majority of people are on Universal Credit. The digital first benefit system created, by the Tories.

I need a lay down. Or a cider. Perhaps both

Next week: My adulting fail might be safe enough to share…