I’m going to open this with sharing some good news. Because, after all, 2020 needs some good news, 2020 needs some light, 2020 needs just something positive.

I didn’t end up speaking to a random mum about the cold sausage in my pocket this week.

Adulting fail.

There appears to be a thin line between 30 minutes, and 3 hours and 30 minutes when it comes to playing on Animal Crossing.

Particulary if you’re 7 years old.

Also. If you’re the dad who’s just insisted on 30 minutes at the most. Apparently.

The Philosopher of The Week

Still annoyed at The Government?

A quick google gives me this quote:

A man is judged by the company he keeps, and a company is judged by the men it keeps, and the people of Democratic nations are judged by the type and caliber of officers they elect.

William J.H. Boetcker

Enter Tony Abbot.

And also, no, I’m still not keen to go and get sandwiches from town. Thank you all the same.

Quote of the week.

Small One: “I just ate the brides head” 

Next week. I guess its back to school, and everything will be back to normal-ish, so I guess that means no more Coronavirus… right?