Have you tried calling The Parent Fantasy Hotline? What would you say if you were manning the desk?
It was at some silly early time. The Little One was having trouble, and I was laying on her floor encouraging her back to sleep. Somewhere between trying to mutter gentle encouraging tones, and
This is not an Announcement! I repeat. This is not an Announcement! Friday was a good day, work went well, I was well looked after by the NHS, and both myself and the good
Once the Little One spots Topsy and Tim is now in the CBeebies Playtime app, I’m never going to get my phone back. Thanks guys…
Mummy has asked Little One what she’d like for breakfast… Little One: “I want a biscuit” Mummy: “Is that breakfast???” Little One: “Yes…” Mummy sorts out breakfast… Soon after, Little One wonders into the kitchen. Mummy: “What you
I was sat on one side of our living room, our Little One was sat on the sofa on the side while playing with some toys Little One: *playing sounds, talking to self* “…Alone”
As soon as you settle down with someone, there seems to be a weird interest from other people about your attempts to populate the planet. When you finally get around to having a child,
Todays news features a speech David Cameron is expected to make tomorrow on parenting, and his want for people to attend parenting classes. According to The Guardian: The prime minister will call for a revolution in
Found on Facebook…
Mummy: “Would you like burger, or fish?” Little One: “Cheese please mummy”