Well.

Ermmm….

Well… Long Live The King I guess?

I mean how else do I start, what seems to be my regular flippant round-up of life?

So this week, I’m going to attempt not to comment about how cannibalism seems cheaper than going out for lunch, or how burning cats is more appealing than turning on the heating.

Adulting Fail of The Week

On one hand, it could be writing the above paragraph.

On the other hand, it could be loudly commenting in the office that the Queen is probably ok, and it’s probably a load of noise over a 96-year-old not feeling up for a meeting.

Observation of The Week

Challenge o2 to make you happy (and keep you as a customer), you get stuck waiting to ages for any response from the online chat.

Ask for a PAC. They help you leave so quickly.

The moral of the story is? It’s either, that as a functioning adult, it’s always worthwhile shopping around properly, or that O2 Mobile doesn’t seem to care about keeping customers at the moment.

Could be both?

Quote of the week

She’ll be fine.

Me. I shouldn’t be allowed to talk to people.

Still annoyed at The Government

Lets…. I can’t believe I’m going to say this… give Liz Truss some credit.

She’s only had a few days of government stuff, and in that time shes managed to put something in place to ensure we can only not afford electricity at previously expected levels of dark and coldness – WHILST at the same time ensuring the power companies can keep making massive profits.

Good work.

Next week: Due to various random and terrifying reasons, it appears I’m only commuting into work on two days next week.

Which feels like my over all sense of mental and physical well-being will enjoy. I say well-being, I mean actual physical life expectancy. (Traffic be crazy out there)