There are certain things that people don’t warn you about when you’re having a kid. Everyone talks about the lack of sleep, but no one warns you about going shopping into town with a
*Overheard while Mummy was trying to get Little One dressed* Mummy: “What you doing” Little One: “Do a Show” Mummy: “People do shows with clothes on” Little One: “Nooooo”
It was at some silly early time. The Little One was having trouble, and I was laying on her floor encouraging her back to sleep. Somewhere between trying to mutter gentle encouraging tones, and
Mummy has asked Little One what she’d like for breakfast… Little One: “I want a biscuit” Mummy: “Is that breakfast???” Little One: “Yes…” Mummy sorts out breakfast… Soon after, Little One wonders into the kitchen. Mummy: “What you
I have to admit, we were late to the Stick Man party. We didn’t see Stick Man on TV over Christmas, instead it was our little one bringing Stick Man home from PreSchool, that
As soon as you settle down with someone, there seems to be a weird interest from other people about your attempts to populate the planet. When you finally get around to having a child,
Mummy: “Would you like burger, or fish?” Little One: “Cheese please mummy”